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Review- The Fire

Can you imagine what it would be like to only have one
movie to watch for the rest of your life, and that
movie was Legally Blonde?
I'm going to think "like dwight" for second.
If I was ever stranded on a desert island with a vhs
version legally blonde, I would use the tape as rope,
and make a raft. If it was a dvd, i would use the back
of it as a mirror to signal for help before I watched
it more than once.
This episode was one of many "Office" episodes where
Dwight feels undermined and tries to prove that he is,
in some way, superior and it never gets old. I have
the lyrics for "Ryan started the fire" for all you
dunderheads who I know look forward to Thursdays as
much as I do.
Enjoy:
Joe McCarthy,
Richard nixon,
Studebaker,
Television,
North Korea,
South Korea,
Marilyn Monroe.
Ryan started the fire!
It was always burnin'
Since the worlds been turnin'

Don't forget to set the timer on your toaster oven!
~office gal~

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Review- Office Olympics

By far the most creative thing i've seen done while
the boss is out. This episode reminds me of high
school on the days we had a substitute. We came up
with some pretty amusing ways to occupy our time, but
'Office Olympics' takes the cake.
Here are just a few suggestions for ways to keep you
from "Dying of boredom" at school or in the workplace:
• Hate Ball (Usually upsets those who may be
classified as "tightly wound")
• Dunderball (Tends to make a loud "Thud" noise.
Exercise caution)
• Coffee Run (Caution! Contents are hot!)
• M&M Stuff (Best played by those who are dull and/or
have big mouths)
• Flonkerten (In English: Box of paper snow shoe
racing)
• Pam Pong (Only play this if you are rude, and
jealous of another relationship)
• Elevator Guess (You don't have to be a business school
student to win at this, but it helps)

Also, if any of you are going to buy a condo in the
near future, you might want really pay attention
and/or ask questions when the whole mortgage issue is
brought up.
I made two collages for this episode because there are
really two important story lines; The office Olympics
and Michael closing on his condo. I know when they
wrote this episode they had the 'condo' as a sub-plot,
but, to me anyway, it seemed just as important as the
normal plot. I hope they both bring back some season
two memories for everyone, and remind us of simpler
times :)

May your eternal flame of competition always smell
like cookies.

~officegal~

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Review- Sexual Harassment

If you have ever worked anywhere that was part of a
chain (like a popular restaurant) then you've probably
been through something similar to what the employees
at "The Office" went through. It's boring, a little
ebarrassing, at times, gross, and always awkward. But
you have to go through it so you do. Its like a slow
train wreck. What happens in this episode is not much
different. The only difference is two major
exagerations; Michael and Todd Packer. They make
sexual harrassment seem like a joke. Actually, they
make it a joke, and they also make many more jokes
surronding this uncomforable topic. However, no matter
how crude or embarrassing it all is, Greg Daniels,
B.J. Novak, and the rest of the cast and crew really
deliver in this episode. As always, they take
something, which in real life would horrible to
witness in a workplace, and they make it hilariously
funny.
This episode is the source of some of the greatest
bloopers of the entire season.
Where did Dwight go to school? I'm pretty sure its
mandatory to learn about human anatomy no matter where
you grow up. Anyway, I strongly suggest you all look
for the 'Toby and Dwight-Human Anatomy' scene in the
blooper real. I laugh every time.
'til next time!
~office gal

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Review- The Dundies

Welcome to Season Two!!!

Are you the kind of person that has really white
sneakers? Do you excel in stinking up bathrooms? Are
you a tight ass? Are you an undiscovered "sexiest in
the office"? Then you might be the perfect candidate
to win a tiny Dundie! Don't drink too much though! You
might miss your boss being pummeled with food while
butchering a number of classic songs. If you do decide
to drink, try not to fall out of your chair!
Can you BELIEVE Pam kissed Jim! HOLY CRAP!! Could we
ask for a better way to kick off season two? I think
Jim had a pretty good night.
This Episode has way too many funny, classic, clever
moments to quote, but i'll try.
I've also made another officegal episode collage to
remind you guys and gals of some key moments in this
episode. I hope it brings back memories!
Stay tuned!
~Office gal~

Favorite quotes-

"Please, please, do NOT drink and drive because you
might hit a bump, and spill the drink!"
-Michael

"At Least I didn't get smelliest bowel movement like
Kevin.."
-Stanley

"TMI? Too much information. Uh, it's just easier to
say TMI. I used to say don't go there, but that's
lame. "
-Michael

"What?
Nothing.
Okay.
What?
I don't know, what?"
*Pam falls*
"Oh my god!You are sooo drunk!"
Jim and Pam

"You know what they say about a car wreck where it's
so awful you can't look away? The Dundies are like a
car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to
stare at it because your boss is making you."

"The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party,
and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do
there, but the kid's having a really good time, so
you're kind of there? That's......that's kind of what
it's like."
-Oscar

"I think those might be empty" - Jim
No, because the ice melts, and then it's like
...second drink!" -Pam

"And the Tightass Award goes to Angela. Not only
because she is everybody's favorite stickler, but
because she has a great caboose. So come on down.
"-Michael
"No."- Angela

"I have so many people to thank for this award! Okay,
first off, my Keds, because I couldn't have done it
without them"-Pam

"ITS OK I'M A SHERIFFS DEPUTY!"-Dwight
"Well he's a volunteer..."-Jim
"DONT GET INTO THAT NOW!"-Dwight

"We have a strict policy here not to overserve.
Apparently this young woman was sneaking drinks off
other people's tables. I xeroxed her driver's license,
and she is not welcome at this restaurant chain ever
again." -Waiter at Chili's

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Saturday

Review- Hot Girl

What a great episode to end the season with. Pam has a
bad day and jim cheers her up, we find out how Jim
feels about all Pam's problems (all two of them), we
see how Dwight courts young ladies with purse buying,
and we learned that everyone at Dunder Mifflin could
"really move paper" in the 80's! Woooow. Crazy
episode. And poor Dwight! I felt so sad when Katy
rejected him. . I wonder what was up with Pam putting
on the lip gloss? I guess you could say this episode
definitely left me wanting more...

thats what she said.

'til next time!
~officegal

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Review- Basketball

Can you say "awkward"? 'Basketball' is the episode
that really has people going "<_<>_>" when Jim and Roy
get competitive. Could it be that they are competing
for Pam's love?? :o
Seriously, this episode is kind of hard for me to
watch because there are so many sad/awkward moments in
it. Like when Michael is telling Phyllis that she cant
play on the team he actually says "yuck" to her
cheerleading offer. Yikes. That had to hurt. Or when
Roy hits Jim in the nose with his elbow? Ouch. This
episode is just painful, but I hope my custom made
collage makes it all better! I must say I'm really
proud of it. Maybe i'll do one for every episode. (?)
Give me your feedback :]
Talk to you soon!
~officegal~

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Review-The Alliance

Review- The Alliance

Well, to be honest I am not quite sure what to say
after seeing dwight with blonde hair, but here it
goes.
This episode is HILARIOUS. Michael Schur did an
awesome job writing this one, and John Krasinski
(Jim) and Rainn Wilson (Dwight) do some of their best
acting as well. This episode really outlines the
'Jim-Pam-Dwight' relationship. The prank they ull on
Dwight in this episode sets the mood for many many
more pranks to come. Also, in the end when Roy yells
at Jim for supposedly trying to "cup a feel" I really
got the sense that Jim felt the need to explain
himself because (maybe) he actually felt guilty about
having feeling for a women who is engaged. Only time
(and more episodes) will tell how far their
relationship goes....
cya next time
~officegal

Favorite Quotes-

"This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin, but
Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course, by
saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack
her."
-Pam

"I'm a deer hunter, I go all the time with my dad. One
thing about deer? They have very good vision. One
thing about me? I'm better at hiding than they are at
vision. "
-Dwight

I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him but
only in ways that would get me arrested. And then here
he comes and he says, "No, Jim, here's a way."
-Jim

"Well, tensions were high in the kitchen
I could tell from the body language.
That looks good. What is it? Turkey? "
-Jim and Dwight

"God damn it! Why us?
Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong! "
Jim and Dwight

"I think green is kind of whoreish."
-Angela

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